I had a hard time naming this gift guide but in the end, this title seemed most appropriate. These are not necessarily gifts I’m interested in receiving, mostly, because I already own all of them. These are giftables for someone like me. Someone who is far too old for the unicorn trend but could never pass up an inflatable unicorn snow tube, the person who is sophisticated enough for a leather phone case but still likes to have a glass of wine in the tub, and the DC area native who is also a candle-loving Caps-obsessed super fan. Cheers to you, gem.